Updated: “It” is 2+ Hours of an Obnoxious Juggalo Ineffectually Trying to Scare Some Kids, Over and Over and Over

(Updated with additional commentary on Pennywise’s general uselessness from Anthony and CJ at the bottom.) Kevin: At a certain point in the new big screen adaptation of “It” – which just pulled in an astounding $123 million at the box office last weekend – we get a glimpse of a 1989-era movie marquee advertising “A … Continue reading Updated: “It” is 2+ Hours of an Obnoxious Juggalo Ineffectually Trying to Scare Some Kids, Over and Over and Over

Sorry Pennywise, You’ll Never Be Creepier than the “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”

Kevin: “Everybody loves a clown/So why don’t you?,” sang Gary Lewis and the Playboys in a 1965 song that seems especially dated considering nowadays everyone seems to hate clowns, or at least is scared shitless of them. At some point in our popular culture clowns went from beloved children’s entertainers to either evil serial killers … Continue reading Sorry Pennywise, You’ll Never Be Creepier than the “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”