Kevin: It’s Spring Break week for Tough Guy Digest, which means sun, sand, and lots of hot R-rated nudity and adult situations. At least that’s what we were promised as kids by movies like 1983’s “Spring Break,” back when audiences apparently couldn’t get enough of movies about dumb white guys on vacation trying to score … Continue reading TGD is Taking Spring Break Off to Watch Sex-Filled Spring Break Movies, like 1983’s “Spring Break”!
Kevin: So CJ you and I just took part in a pretty historic event: we saw a Bruce Willis movie in an actual movie theater! That’s right, for the first time in what feels like forever, a Bruce Willis movie didn’t go pretty much directly to VOD, it had higher-quality costars than 50 Cent, Kellan … Continue reading Review: It’s Bruce vs. Bronson, as Kevin and CJ Line Up the “Death Wish” Remake in Their Sights
Kevin: It’s that time of year again, when Hollywood’s biggest players take time away from sexually harassing each other and stealing people’s ideas to lecture the rest of America about morals and ethics. Otherwise known as the Academy Awards! Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway are reportedly returning after last year’s epic Best Picture flub, which … Continue reading Friday Flashback: The Award for Most Entertaining Trainwreck Oscars Ceremony Goes to … “The Bodyguard!”
Kevin: This year’s Best Supporting Actor/Actress Oscar categories contain a number of worthy performers, including Allison Janney, Willem Dafoe, Laurie Metcalf, and Christopher Plummer, whose long and distinguished history of keeping his hands off Anthony Rapp allowed him to take over the role originally played by Kevin Spacey in Ridley Scott’s “All the Money in … Continue reading TGD Alternate Oscars: The Award for Most Valiant Attempt at Taking James Franco Seriously Goes to … the Cast of “Alien: Covenant”!
Kevin: Two hours ago I didn’t know a movie called “Hurricane Heist” existed, and now it is officially my most anticipated movie of the year, and better yet it comes out next week. CJ, I know you and I have been feeling what doctors across the nation have dubbed the “post-‘Geostorm’ blues” ever since we … Continue reading Could “Hurricane Heist” Be the Movie that Fills the “Geostorm”-Sized Hole in Our Hearts?
Kevin: If you are a fan of action movies, you have to suspend your disbelief at times regarding what your favorite heroes are capable of, whether it’s surviving multiple gunshots, taking numerous blows to the head without any neurological damage, or finding Michelle Rodriguez attractive. But one ability I have never been able to buy … Continue reading TGD Alternate Oscars: The Award for Most Realistic Depiction of Punching Through a Car Window Goes to … Vince Vaughn in “Brawl in Cell Block 99”!
Kevin: The interminable Hollywood awards season is finally drawing to a close with the Oscars this weekend, with “The Shape of Water” and “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” expected to hear their names called out the most that night. However, Tough Guy Digest this week would like to recognize some films and performances that will … Continue reading TGD Alternate Oscars: The Award for Best Facial Reactions Goes to … Halle Berry in “Kidnap”!