Kevin: Few people on this earth can claim they have sat in a theater and watched five Keanu Reeves movies in a row, and until last weekend CJ and I counted ourselves among those losers. That has all changed though thanks to “The Reevesolution,” an all-day celebration by the Alamo Drafthouse of a star whose … Continue reading Welcome to “The Reevesolution”! CJ and Kevin on Five Keanu Classics
Kevin: Like its titular hero, “John Wick: Chapter 2” blew away all newcomers at the box office for the second weekend in a row, again defeating anyone not made of Legos or in a sadomasochistic sexual relationship. The good word of mouth, and the fact that the follow-up is poised to be the rare sequel … Continue reading Three Films You Should Watch After “John Wick: Chapter 2”
Kevin: This weekend saw the release of the heavily anticipated follow-up to a film that both shocked us and gave us multiple orgasms with its hot hardcore action. No not “50 Shades Darker,” I’m referring to “John Wick: Chapter 2” of course. The cult of “John Wick” has obviously grown since the original blew us away … Continue reading Review: “John Wick 2” Hits Its Targets with Maximum Efficiency
CJ: I found myself one Saturday night with nothing to do and too tired to masturbate again. Searching through HBO NOW, I stumbled on the premiere of “Point Break.” “Point Break!” I thought, “the gods are smiling upon me!” Why I thought the original “Point Break” was premiering in late 2016 is cause for concern. Released … Continue reading Drunken Reviews: CJ Goes to the EXTREME! Watching “Point Break (Newer Shittier Version)”
Kevin: The Super Bowl of professional wrestling is almost upon us, with the number of fans converging on New Jersey for WrestleMania 35 this Sunday expected to shatter the previous attendance record for the WWE's flagship showcase. Now one of the most profitable live sporting events in the world, the growth in popularity of WrestleMania is … Continue reading WrestleMania III Helped Launch Hulk Hogan’s Movie Career, and “No Holds Barred” Helped End It
Kevin: Warner Brothers yesterday released the first trailer for its Martin Scorsese-produced, Todd ("The Hangover"/"Old School") Phillips-directed, Joaquin Phoenix-starring Joker origin film, mainly to prove to a skeptical public that a Martin Scorsese-produced, Todd Phillips-directed, Joaquin Phoenix-starring Joker origin film is a real thing and not some elaborate prank. The first look at the appropriately … Continue reading First “Joker” Trailer Reminds TGD of the Dark and Gritty “Suicide Squad” That Never Was
Kevin: Albert Finney has passed away at the age of 82, leaving behind a body of work including classics such as "Tom Jones," "Two for the Road," "Miller's Crossing," and "Erin Brockovich." Weirdly though, the film I will always associate with the legendary actor is the nearly forgotten 1981 Michael Crichton thriller "Looker," which seemed … Continue reading RIP: The Late Albert Finney and Michael Crichton Predicted the Computer-Generated Actors of Today in 1981’s “Looker”
Kevin: If you live in Austin and you are a fan of "Star Trek," "T.J. Hooker," or even the short-lived TV series "$#*! My Dad Says" then you are in luck, because the legendary star of all of those masterpieces, William Shatner, will be appearing at the Bass Concert Hall this Saturday evening. Shatner will … Continue reading Hey Austin “Star Trek” Fans, You Have a Reason to Leave the House This Weekend: William Shatner is Screening “Wrath of Khan” at Bass Concert Hall!
Kevin: Evanescence was dominating the music charts, Saddam Hussein was hiding in spider holes, and no one knew who Kim Kardashian was back when "Bad Boys II" was released in July of 2003. It took 8 years to get Will Smith and Martin Lawrence back into the roles that launched their film careers, and it's … Continue reading With Another Sequel on the Way, Kevin and CJ Ride Together and Die Together Watching “Bad Boys II”
Kevin: As you've no doubt noticed, Tough Guy Digest has been on a hiatus the last couple of months, as professional and personal obligations have kept us from being able to write multiple 5,000-word analyses per week on 30-year-old movies (except for Anthony, we just don't know where the hell he is). While we will … Continue reading TGD is Back, as Arnold Schwarzenegger Shows How Proper Parenting is Done in 1985’s “Commando”
Kevin: Have you ever had to step out of the theater while watching a movie, and when you returned it felt like something important happened while you were gone? Well that’s how CJ and I felt while watching “The Predator” a few days ago, and you probably will too even if you keep your eyes … Continue reading Review: If You Liked “Predator” but Wished It Had an Autistic Kid and Non-Stop Jokes, You’ll Love Shane Black’s “The Predator”
Kevin: CJ and I recently saw “Rocky III” for the second time on the big screen in the last few years at the Alamo Drafthouse, and I say that not to imply that we are better than most people because of that, because I think that’s pretty obvious. We’ll discuss the very, uh, close bond … Continue reading Mr. T Has the “Eye of the Tiger,” So Why Is He the Bad Guy in “Rocky III”?
Kevin: With Labor Day behind us, Major League Baseball is now in its final stretch before the October playoffs. To get in the mood, CJ and I caught a recent screening of a film that may not have as much on-the-field action as other baseball classics like “Major League,” “Eight Men Out,” and “Bull Durham,” … Continue reading After Watching “Field of Dreams,” TGD Pits Costner’s Baseball Skills Against Sheen, Quaid, and … Freddie Prinze Jr.?
Kevin: Today CJ and I are bringing in a couple of guest contributors (friends of the site Michael and Rich) to help out on our review of Mark Wahlberg’s “Mile 22,” partly because the four of us saw the film together, but mainly because we needed as much help as possible to make sense of this … Continue reading Review: Mark Walhberg Drives Right Into a Ditch on the Way to “Mile 22”